The Cranberry Compromise
It began with a spoon duel.
DotDot stood firm with a bowl of whole-berry cranberry sauce, declaring, “Texture is truth.”
Snugbitty countered with a pristine cylinder of jellied cranberry, sliced with mathematical precision.
Spark, sensing tension, attempted a fusion blend using the glitter blender. It exploded.
Thimble quietly placed both versions on the table, garnished with mint and a note that read, “Gratitude is plural.”
Pinky, ever the peacemaker, raised her glass.
“Compromise,” she said, “is just gratitude with options.”
The mascots cheered.
The glitter blender hummed in apology.
And the Emotional Support Pie nodded solemnly, as if to say, “Let them eat both.”