Post One:
The Great Cranberry Conundrum
It started with Spark’s pie algorithm.
He’d been running calculations for days—crust ratios, filling density, optimal oven placement. But somewhere between “maximum flavor yield” and “cranberry coefficient,” Spark forgot one thing: they didn’t actually have any cranberries.
Thimble, ever the Plant Guardian, took this as a challenge. She grabbed a trowel, a watering can, and a packet of seeds labeled “Festive Berry Blend.” By mid-morning, she’d planted a suspiciously large patch near the She Shed’s back window.
“Cranberries take time,” DotDot muttered, adjusting her monocle. Spark disagreed. “Time is relative. I’ve optimized the soil.”
Snugbitty quietly added “berry watch” to his clipboard checklist and fluffed the observation pillow.
Pinky, meanwhile, just wanted pie.
Stay tuned for next Saturday’s post: “The Seating Chart Situation”
(Glitter, string, and a clipboard audit. What could go wrong?)