Post Two:
The Seating Chart Situation
It began with glitter. Doesn’t it always?
Snugbitty had mapped out the seating chart using color-coded dots, string, and a clipboard labeled “Guest Flow Optimization.” DotDot took one look and muttered, “This violates three spatial harmony principles.”
Spark ran simulations. Thimble quietly added a plant to the center of the table. Pinky just wanted everyone to fit.
By mid-afternoon, the She Shed was covered in glitter trails, string tangles, and a mysterious label that read “Reserved for Emotional Support Pie.”
DotDot reorganized the entire layout. Snugbitty sighed and started a new chart. Spark recalculated the pie-to-chair ratio.
Thimble watered the centerpiece.
