The Cranberry Compromise It began with a spoon duel. DotDot stood firm with a bowl of whole-berry cranberry sauce, declaring, “Texture is truth.” Snugbitty countered with a pristine cylinder of jellied cranberry, sliced with mathematical… A Very Mascot Thanksgiving
A test run of Spark’s automated gravy boat goes hilariously wrong. Thimble tries to rescue the centerpiece. DotDot drafts a repair plan.
Post Two:The Seating Chart Situation It began with glitter. Doesn’t it always? Snugbitty had mapped out the seating chart using color-coded dots, string, and a clipboard labeled “Guest Flow Optimization.” DotDot took one look and… A Very Mascot Thanksgiving
“It started with a pie chart and ended with a toast. The She Shed’s mascots didn’t mean to reinvent Thanksgiving—they just wanted cranberry sauce, a seating chart, and maybe a gravy boat that didn’t explode. What followed was chaos, comfort, and a celebration of found family.”